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When Chris first shared his idea with me, his evil plan wasn't actually to organise the largest motorcycle tour group ever to leave Australia...

The brief was far simpler. Create an unforgettable journey that would take Australian and New Zealand Harley-Davidson riders to Milwaukee for Harley-Davidson’s 100th Anniversary celebrations, with an eight-week adventure across the United States along the way.

There was no blueprint. No existing systems. No software designed to manage an operation of this scale. Every process, every workflow and every record would have to be built from the ground up.

Over the next few years, the project gathered momentum beyond anything either of us could have imagined. Riders continued to register. Harley-Davidson Australia partnered with us. Air New Zealand partnered with us. Industry leaders across Australia and the United States came on board.

What began as one ambitious idea grew into something unprecedented. It remains the largest motorcycle tour group ever to leave Australia, before or since.

For the next few years, my desk became the operational heart of the Homecoming Tour.

As registrations continued to grow, every new rider added another layer of complexity. More passports. More motorcycle details. More airline bookings. More freight. More accommodation. More insurance. More questions. More moving parts.

While Chris focused on building relationships, developing the route and creating an unforgettable experience, I managed the systems that held everything together.

I designed and maintained the booking database that tracked every tour member from their first enquiry through to departure. Every passport number, airline itinerary, motorcycle VIN, registration, insurance policy, accommodation booking, merchandise order and payment passed through that system.

This was long before cloud software, automated workflows and online collaboration tools. Accuracy depended entirely on organisation, discipline and attention to detail.

One mistake could mean the wrong motorcycle loaded into the wrong shipping container, a missing passport detail, an incorrect flight booking or somebody arriving on the other side of the world without the documentation they needed.

Failure simply wasn’t an option.

As registrations continued to grow, so did the operation.

What began as one ambitious idea evolved into the largest motorcycle tour group ever to leave Australia. By February 2003, applications had been capped at 560 participants. Hundreds of riders. Hundreds of motorcycles. Thousands of individual records. Every new application added another layer of responsibility.

This was 2001. There were no online registration forms, cloud databases or shared workspaces.

Every prospective tour member received a printed registration pack through the post. They completed every page by hand and mailed it back to our office in Frankston. I entered every detail into the Homecoming Tour database that I created, generated a complete printout of their personal file, then mailed it back again so they could verify every passport number, motorcycle VIN, registration, insurance policy and personal detail before anything was finalised. The process repeated itself hundreds of times over the following years.

Every phone call generated another update.
Every letter brought another correction.
Every record had to be accurate.

Behind the scenes I coordinated passenger information for Air New Zealand, prepared ticketing data, collated every motorcycle VIN, registration and insurance record for the international shipping companies, processed payments, managed merchandise orders, created the website and forum for tour members to communicate, produced regular newsletters and answered hundreds of enquiries from riders across Australia and New Zealand.

The work extended well beyond the office. Chris and I travelled to Milwaukee to meet with Harley-Davidson, Wisconsin to work with our American business partners, and to Oakland, California, where Arlen and Cory Ness hosted the official arrival celebration at their newly opened showroom. We met with accommodation providers, freight companies and partners throughout the United States, refining the experience long before the first rider boarded a plane.

By departure day, every passenger manifest, airline booking, motorcycle record, freight document and accommodation list had already passed across my desk multiple times.

There wasn’t room for mistakes.

One incorrect passport number could prevent someone boarding their flight.

One incorrect VIN could delay a motorcycle at customs.

One missing freight document could leave a Harley-Davidson sitting on the docks in Oakland instead of waiting for its owner.

When the tour finally departed in July 2003, years of planning and preparation came together exactly as intended.

The riders saw an unforgettable adventure.

Chris and I saw years of preparation become reality.

After years of planning, phone calls, meetings, paperwork and preparation, everything suddenly became real.

The first tour members arrived in San Francisco to collect their motorcycles from the shipping containers at Oakland. One by one, hundreds of Harley-Davidsons rolled back onto American soil before being reunited with their owners.

Standing on the docks, watching months of planning unfold exactly as intended, was one of those rare moments where you stop and realise what you’ve been working towards. It wasn’t simply the beginning of an eight-week ride across America. It was the moment years of preparation became reality.

As Chris and I led the procession alongside Arlen and Cory Ness onto the streets of San Francisco, I looked over my shoulder and saw an endless line of Australian riders stretching out behind us. Ahead, the flashing red and blue lights of the San Francisco Police Department led the way through the city.

In that moment, it hit me. We’d done it.

The largest motorcycle tour group ever to leave Australia was riding together through one of the most iconic cities in the world.

It’s one of those memories that still feels slightly unbelievable. If I didn’t have the photographs to prove it, I’m not sure I’d believe it happened myself.

At the time, I never imagined this project would shape the rest of my career.

I wasn’t thinking about websites.
I wasn’t thinking about branding.
I wasn’t thinking about Studio Von Terrible.
I was thinking about getting every detail right.
Looking back now, I can see the thread that connects everything I’ve done since.

Building systems that people trust.
Creating clear communication around complex ideas.
Obsessing over details most people never notice.
Helping ambitious people turn extraordinary ideas into reality.

The software has changed.
The internet has changed.
The way I work hasn’t.

Studio Von Terrible wasn’t born when I decided to build websites.

It grew from experiences like this.

From learning that the biggest ideas succeed because somebody quietly makes sure every moving part works exactly as it should.

Looking back now, I realise Studio Von Terrible didn’t begin when I designed my first website.

It began here.

This is my Homecoming story.

It doesn’t feel right to tell this story without talking about Chris.

To describe Chris Beattie as a journalist or magazine editor barely scratches the surface. He is one of those rare people who seems determined to squeeze every possible experience out of life. Adventurer. Storyteller. Risk taker. Creator. The sort of person who doesn’t wait for remarkable things to happen, he gets up and makes them happen.

The Homecoming Tour existed because Chris imagined something everyone else thought was impossible. Then, somehow, he convinced hundreds of people to believe in it too.

I’m incredibly grateful that he trusted me enough to become part of that journey.

I was nineteen years old when Chris took me on board. Before long I found myself travelling across America, sitting in meetings with Harley-Davidson, working with Air New Zealand, standing in Arlen and Cory Ness’s showroom in Oakland, and helping coordinate the largest motorcycle tour group ever to leave Australia.

Looking back, it sounds unbelievable, but it happened.

Not once did I ever feel unsafe.
Not once did I question whether I belonged there.

Despite being surrounded by hundreds of bikers on the other side of the world, I was always treated with kindness, respect and genuine friendship. Chris, the tour crew and the riders became an extended family, and together they gave me experiences that shaped the person I am today.

Twenty-five years later, Chris is still one of my closest friends. I love him dearly. Looking back now, I realise the greatest gift he gave me wasn’t a job. It was his trust.

For that, and for one of the greatest adventures of my life, I’ll always be grateful.

I hear you ask.. why a Harley-Davidson tour is sitting alongside websites in my archive..?

The answer is simple.

The Homecoming Tour shaped my life and career as I know it.

It taught me how to manage complexity, communicate clearly, earn trust and stay calm when hundreds of moving parts depended on getting the details right.

It introduced me to lifelong friends.

It showed me what extraordinary leadership looks like.

It gave me opportunities that a nineteen-year-old from the Mornington Peninsula could never have imagined.

Most importantly, it taught me that the biggest ideas in the world are only as good as the people willing to help make them real.

Everything I do today still traces back to those years.

Studio Von Terrible is simply the next chapter.

When The Big Goose first contacted me, they thought they needed a new website.

The more time I spent getting to know the business, the more I realised the website was only one part of the story.

The park already offered an incredible day out. Families loved it, the staff genuinely cared about every visitor and there was far more to see and do than the existing website was able to communicate. The experience people had once they arrived simply wasn’t being reflected online.

Important information wasn’t always where visitors expected to find it. Some of the park’s biggest attractions were barely being showcased, and there were countless opportunities to answer questions before people ever needed to pick up the phone or send an email.

The goal quickly changed.

I wasn’t trying to build a better website.

I was trying to build a digital experience that felt every bit as welcoming, informative and memorable as a day spent at The Big Goose itself.

Before I designed anything, I wanted to understand how people actually experienced the business.

I spent time with the team, listened to the questions visitors asked every day and looked at the website through the eyes of a family planning their first visit.

Very quickly a pattern started to emerge.

Every unanswered question was another opportunity to improve the website.

Every missing page was another opportunity to be discovered through Google.

Every confusing piece of navigation was another chance to make planning a visit easier.

The project slowly stopped being about replacing an old website.

Instead, it became about building the online version of The Big Goose that deserved to exist in the first place.

One that worked just as hard as the staff did.

This is usually the point where sensible people stop.

I kept going.

The Roller booking system never quite felt like it belonged, so I built a custom fly-out booking experience that kept visitors inside the website instead of sending them somewhere completely different.

Then I rewrote every page of copy.
Then I realised the park deserved its own illustrations.
Then came the photography.
The promotional video.
The animations.
More content pages.
Better SEO.
More visitor information...

Every improvement uncovered another opportunity.

Before long, the project had grown from eight pages into more than fifty, not because anybody expected it to, but because every addition genuinely made the business stronger.

Somewhere along the way I quietly stopped building a website.

I’d adopted a business.

One thing I’ve learned over the years is that visitors rarely notice the things that make a website work well.

They don’t notice how much thought went into the navigation. They simply find what they’re looking for.

They don’t notice how carefully the information has been organised. They simply stop needing to call the business.

They don’t notice page speed, structured data, accessibility improvements or image optimisation.

They simply enjoy using the website.

Those invisible details are some of my favourite parts of every project.

They’re rarely glamorous, but they have an enormous impact on how a business is experienced.

I spent countless hours refining those details because, together, they’re what transform a website from something that simply looks nice into something that genuinely works.

When the website launched, something interesting happened.

Nobody talked about the code.

Nobody mentioned the custom Roller integration, the animations or the months spent refining copy, photography and SEO.

They simply said it finally felt like The Big Goose.

To me, that’s the highest compliment a project like this can receive.

Behind the scenes, the website had become far more than anyone originally imagined. Every page had been rewritten from scratch. The park now had original illustrations, professional photography, promotional video, a seamless booking experience and a long-term SEO strategy built into every decision from the beginning. By launch, the website had achieved a perfect 100% Semrush Site Health score.

Just as importantly, I spent time training the team so they felt confident managing their new website themselves.

A website shouldn’t become another thing people are afraid to touch.

It should become one of the most valuable tools a business owns.

One thing I’ve realised over the years is that I don’t seem to have an “it’s good enough” switch.

The original quote was for an eight-page website.

By the time I finished, it had grown into more than fifty carefully planned pages. Not because the client kept asking for more, but because every time I learned something new about the business, I could see another opportunity to make it stronger.

What started as a website became a complete digital platform.

I rewrote every page of copy from scratch. Built a custom Roller booking fly-out so visitors never felt like they were leaving the website. Created original illustrations. Filmed and edited promotional video. Photographed the park. Built custom animations. Planned and implemented a long-term SEO strategy. Configured Google Search Console, Analytics and structured data. Trained the team to confidently manage their new website. Then I kept refining, testing and improving until there was nothing left that genuinely needed improving.

By launch, the website had achieved a perfect 100% Semrush Site Health score, but that was never the goal.

The goal was to create a website that genuinely helped the business grow.

One that answered questions before visitors needed to ask them. One that encouraged families to explore more of the park. One that gave Google a much better understanding of what made The Big Goose special. One that the team could proudly build on for years to come.

That’s probably the biggest difference between Studio Von Terrible and a traditional web designer.

I don’t think in terms of pages.

I think in terms of businesses.

Once I understand how a business works, I become invested in helping it succeed. The website simply becomes the platform that brings all of those ideas together.

That’s why I don’t build websites.

I adopt businesses.

And sometimes… that’s both my greatest strength and my biggest character flaw.

Running your own business gives you a very different perspective on websites.

You don’t get the luxury of handing over the login details and walking away. If something doesn’t work, you live with it. If a customer gets confused, you’re the one answering the phone. If a process takes too long, you’re the one staying back to finish it.

Over the years, Little Shop taught me that a website should do much more than display information or sell products. It should reduce administration, answer customer questions before they’re asked, automate repetitive tasks, make the business easier to run and quietly become one of the hardest working parts of the entire operation.

That philosophy has shaped every website I’ve built since.

The current website is the third complete rebuild in more than thirteen years.

Each version solved the problems the previous one couldn’t.

What began as a relatively simple website gradually became a complete business platform. Today it manages more than 10,000 products, separates retail from premium costume hire, supports completely different checkout experiences, allows customers to reserve costumes online, book photography packages, schedule styling appointments, pay deposits, request quotes, pay invoices and purchase retail products, all from the same website.

The goal was never to keep adding features. The goal was to remove friction.

Every new capability solved a genuine business problem, and over time those small improvements accumulated into something far more capable than I’d ever imagined when I started.

Some of the most important work on this website is completely invisible.

Behind the scenes, custom Python scripts automatically synchronise inventory, pricing and availability between the website, our point of sale system and supplier catalogues. Products stocked in our showroom behave differently to products supplied directly by wholesalers, yet the customer experiences everything as one seamless online store.

The website also integrates with PayPal, Afterpay, Zip, Google Search Console, Google Business Profile, Analytics, Instagram, AI search, booking software, cloud phone systems and a growing collection of automated workflows that quietly remove hours of manual administration every week.

Technology shouldn’t make a business more complicated. It should make it easier to run.

That’s always been the objective.

The website is only one part of the digital ecosystem I’ve built around Little Shop.

Over the years I’ve designed magazine advertising, brochures, flyers, business cards, gift vouchers, signage, large format printing, product packaging and countless other pieces of printed marketing. I’ve photographed thousands of products, produced promotional videos, written product descriptions, category pages, blogs and advertising copy, managed search engine optimisation, social media, Google Business Profile and email marketing.

None of those things exist in isolation.

Every piece supports another.

Photography supports the website.

The website supports Google.

Google supports enquiries.

Enquiries become customers.

That’s how I think about every business I work with.

Not as individual jobs.

As one connected system.

After thirteen years of continuous refinement, the Little Shop website has become far more than an ecommerce store.

Today it operates as the digital heart of the entire business, quietly running twenty-four hours a day while multiple systems work together behind the scenes without customers ever needing to think about them.

Customers can browse more than 10,000 products, instantly understand what’s available to purchase, what’s available to hire and what experiences or services can be booked. They can reserve premium costumes for specific dates, purchase retail products, book professional photography packages, organise styling appointments, pay deposits, request quotes, settle invoices and complete purchases using PayPal, Afterpay or Zip, all within one seamless experience.

Behind the scenes, the website automatically synchronises inventory with our point of sale system, communicates with supplier catalogues, updates stock levels and pricing, manages customer enquiries, delivers beautifully branded notifications and quietly performs thousands of repetitive tasks that would otherwise consume countless hours every week.

It also functions as an in-store sales kiosk, giving customers another way to browse the catalogue while allowing our team to focus on helping people rather than searching for products. Supplier inventory is integrated directly into the website, allowing us to effortlessly upsell products we don’t physically carry while presenting everything as one consistent shopping experience.

Every page has been carefully planned so customers immediately understand whether they’re buying a product, hiring a costume or booking an experience. That clarity dramatically reduces confusion while making the business easier to navigate, both online and in store.

At the same time, years of search engine optimisation, technical refinement and content development have established Little Shop as one of Melbourne’s leading destinations for costumes and Halloween, with strong visibility across Google and increasingly within AI search results.

The most satisfying part isn’t any individual feature.

It’s the fact that everything works together.

The website doesn’t simply support the business anymore.

It has become one of the hardest-working members of the team.

A great website is only one piece of the puzzle.

If customers can’t find it, trust it or remember it, the best website in the world won’t achieve much.

That’s why I never think about websites in isolation. I think about the entire digital presence surrounding them.

For Little Shop, that has meant building and maintaining a consistent online identity across every customer touchpoint. Google Business Profile, Search Console, Analytics, Semrush, AI search, Instagram, Facebook, email notifications, branded customer communications, photography, videography, print design, signage, advertising and search engine optimisation all work together to strengthen the business rather than competing for attention.

The website is the centre of the ecosystem, but everything around it has a job to do.

Google helps people find us.

Photography builds confidence.

Consistent branding builds recognition.

Search optimisation attracts new customers.

Beautiful emails reassure them after they’ve purchased.

Social media keeps the conversation going.

Each part strengthens every other part.

That’s why I don’t simply build websites.

I build digital ecosystems where every piece supports the next.

Little Shop of Horrors has been my full-time client for more than thirteen years.

Unlike a typical client project, there was never a handover date. Every new technology, every change in customer behaviour, every Google update and every operational challenge became another opportunity to improve, refine and build something better.

That continuous evolution has given me something I couldn’t have gained any other way.

Experience.

Not the kind that comes from reading articles or watching tutorials, but from living with the consequences of every decision. I’ve seen what happens when a checkout is confusing. I’ve watched small improvements dramatically reduce administration. I’ve measured the impact of good photography, stronger copywriting, better SEO and intelligent automation over many years, not just during the excitement of a new website launch.

Today, every service Studio Von Terrible offers has already earned its place inside my own business.

Website design.

Shopify development.

Graphic design.

Branding.

Photography.

Videography.

Copywriting.

Search engine optimisation.

AI optimisation.

Automation.

Inventory management.

Booking systems.

Print design.

Large format signage.

Business stationery.

Magazine advertising.

Cloud telephony.

Google Business Profile.

Analytics.

It’s all been designed, implemented, tested and refined under real trading conditions, in a business that has operated every day for more than thirteen years.

When I recommend a solution, I’m not asking a client to become the experiment.

I’ve already been the experiment.

That’s the biggest advantage I can offer.

Because by the time an idea reaches a Studio Von Terrible client, it has usually been tested thousands of times in the only place that matters.

A real business, with real customers, spending real money.